Monthly Archive for August, 2008

broken air conditioning

I don’t know if it’s karma or from overuse (cough.. definitely overuse.. cough), but our A/C doesn’t work anymore. This is perfect timing as we look forward to a 90 degree week.

On a blogosphere note, there’s a crazy rumor that Sarah Palin isn’t actually the mother of her youngest son but rather the grandmother. Coming from a crazy fam myself, this doesn’t seem too absurd (although lying about it does), but I’m going to err on this being a crazy rumor. There’s no way she could be in public office and keep that story hidden from scrutiny. This story seems like a gift for republicans to ignite the charge to attack the liberal media, blogs, etc for being sexist and targeting this poor woman and her mentally disabled child. Shame on you democrats! The republicans would never purposely start a smear rumor like that about Osama … whoops, I mean Obama.

I gotta vote for Sarah Palin now.. she cares about Big 10 basketball!

Ha.. HAHAHA!!!!

The accent is amazing and she’s clearly ready to lead on day one. Apparently, she got her first passport a year ago. Major foreign policy experience potential!

That the swarming locust has eaten, The creeping locust, the stripping locust and the gnawing locust.

The artwork of Nicolas Lampert: Machine Animals

Evo-Fu

The functionality of teaching evolution is the topic of a recent Op-Ed by Olivia Judson in the New York Times. Judson: “[Evolution is] discussed as though it were an optional, quaint and largely irrelevant part of biology.”

It reminds me of two birds I sketched a few years ago at the National Zoo, then, later, somewhere on Roosevelt Island. The Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus) and some type of Eastern shore bird, most likely a type of piper. Their respective quarry, carrion and crustacean, guided the process of beak formation. A beak, after all, is a bird’s utensil, and they come shaped as spatulas, toothpicks, scissors, spoons, sieves, nutcrackers, and forms unrelated to human design. And there’s that bugbear word: design. Design in this sense does not imply guidance of an intelligent or premeditated sort.

However, as Judson notes, intelligent humans can partake in another species evolution by over hunting, habitat destruction, and electing republicans to office.

Sunburn

Below is an artist’s fractal representation of solar ultraviolet flares. Karmen from Chaotic Utopia took her inspiration from NASA’s SECCHI/Extreme Ultraviolet Imaging Telescope, 2006.

omg Michael Phelps!!!

haha, apparently it works both ways.. all white people look the same to Asians too

blogosphere

Compilation of things that happened while I was at work:

1. Barack Obama is pretty much the same as he was in 1995 when his first book was published. His accent seems quite midwest to me.

2. According to Bush, Cheney, et al. McCain wasn’t actually tortured..

3. Americans are still fat. In fact, they’re getting fatter. A special shoutout to my Michigan brethen at #10 on the list (note: the only non-southern state in the top ten).

4. It’s pretty easy to send fake Obama VP announcements via Verizon. Virginians were one of the first to fall victim to these malicious pranks.. those Virginians are soo gullible.

5. How do you like me now?? Much much much more actually.

6. Lots of celebrity news.. Jen Garnier has confirmed her pregnancy. There is speculation that Eva Longoria is pregnant (or just getting a little soft). Ricki Martin had twins! Paris Hilton is looking for an English BFF. The cute Canadian couple from The Notebook have rekindled their real-life romance!! Hottie Portia de Rossi and funny Ellen got married over the weekend. Yay to California for their views on equal human rights.

7. Olympic pole vaulting coach is officially a douchebag.

Evolution, Intro

I’m starting a new series on the book Evolution by Nicholas H. Barton, Derek E.G. Briggs, Jonathan A. Eisen, David B. Goldstein, and Nipam H. Patel.

Since I’m in no position to critique these guys and their book, what follows will be more of a dissemination/impression of a close and selective read of the text. Here’s an author background sketch, so I’ll just say that Barton bounces around with grasshoppers, butterflies and toads. Briggs digs fossils. Eisen examines extremophiles. Goldstein gravitates to fellow homosapiens. And Patel is craven towards cows, chickens, grasshoppers (grasshoppers, really?) and the everybody’s favorite, Drosophila.

Evolution breaks the titled topic into four parts, 26 chapters, and 770 pages, and I’ll do what I can to the best of my ability.

First, a quote: “Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution”–Theodosius Dobzhansky.

From the first sentence in the introductory section:

“Our world is filled with an extraordinary diversity of living organisms. The Sun’s light is harvested by bacteria, algae, and plants, and every feasible source of chemical energy, from hydrogen gas to carbon monoxide, is exploited in some microbe.”

They go on to list other examples of life’s diversity, but the authors do the right thing: waste no time in putting bacteria front and center in their assessment of life on earth. Later, they make another point: evolution is a valuable tool. Not a theory, or dogma, but a tool. Creationists take note. The introductory section concludes with a hat-tip to molecular biology. I like these guys already.

Acknowledgments go out to The Arborist for lending me this book.

Next up, Chapter 1: An Overview of Evolutionary Biology
Here’s a teaser: Darwin.

Barak Obama: “I’m asking you to believe”

And I thought I was the lone man out, a party-crashing creature of rank idealism soured into cynicism for not accepting the conventional wisdom of the moment.

Alas, I’ve been vindicated!

Other goodly progressives like Tom Engelhardt,  Richard Linklater, Bill McKibben, Gore Vidal and Howard Zinn are experiencing ennui over Obama’s recent, steady, tumble toward the middle and have signed an open letter to the senator, reminding him of those who got him elected in the primary. I would have been less gentle with the DNC nominee, but that’s why I’m not writing for The Nation.

Sam Smith hits the right metaphor in why the safe and cautios middle ground in politics is a sacred cow in need of slaughtering. “If you take a navigational fix and it places  you on the side of a rock and then you take another fix and it places  you on the other side of the rock–don’t split the difference. Unfortunately, it’s a rule not often followed in American politics.”

Obama is no Denis Kucinich.

Does Eating Bushmeat A Cannibal Make?

I venture to say it does, and I think Spain would agree. As a side note, Christopher Columbus, a Spaniard, referred to the Caribs as canibalis, a derivative of which was used as the half brute, half human spawn of a witch in Shakespeare’s The Tempest. Caliban was a debauch and drunkard who mistook man for god.

The technical term intraspecific predation can still be reserved for describing within species dining. However, cannibalism, I think, grants me slightly more leeway. According to the Random House dictionary, cannibalism means “the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of its own kind.” Are not primates and non-human primates of the same kind?

The impetus for all this is a new study presented at the International Primatological Society conference in Edinburgh, Scotland. Apparently, hunting our fellow primates for food is driving them to extinction.

Russell A. Mittermeier, chairman of the IUCN Species Survival Commission’s Primate Specialist Group, said that along with habitat destruction, “in many places, primates are quite literally being eaten into extinction.”