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PZ Myers posted some recent hate-email he received from a few science skeptics denialists. I posted some nice examples from the Pharyngula website below.

After a Creation Museum signed a contract with the Cincinnati Zoo for an outreach program, Myers suggested a letter-writing campaign to zoo administrators, suggesting that this venture was not in the best interest of an institute that wants to be taken seriously by smart people. Unsurprisingly, the Cincinnati Zoo woke-up before they embarrassed themselves with national headlines, all thanks to a quick-acting Myers and the help of his giant online following. Even more unsurprisingly, quite a few rightwing bible-bots went and had themselves a conniption fit. They gnashed their teeth and screeched like monkeys at what Myers had done. You see, PZ Myers has a knack for really bringing out the crazy in these people. To read one of their letters is to experience the written version of a wailing child with a poopy diper.

“One can only derive that you are actually a Satanist,” said one kindly Creationist. “Only a Satan worshiper would fear the teaching of Christ! What does an atheist fear[?]“

I’m envious of Myers over this one:

This nation is going crazy with left wing attacks on traditional America and the Christian principles on which it was founded (not the revisionist historian separation of church/state myth)…

Evolution is the biggest lie Satan has ever told. Have you ever even read about where the idea of “millions of years” come from? It wasn’t entirely Charles Darwin’s idea. He simply used that idea to justify his own personal revelation to discount God…

Liberals complain about creationism being taught in school. Well, you know what, we do not want evolution taught in our churches and if we want to build a museum dedicated to the creator, then that’s our right and our business…

Evolution is used now as a tool to promote the vulgar and disgusting homosexual movement that has recently become violent. By claiming that evolution is real, the gay community can claim that they were born gay, which is absurd. No one is born gay. it is a psychological problems that stems from early childhood scenarios….

I wish I could get a job teaching at a University, but I am not qualified. I am not a terrorist (BillAyers) and do not worship the environment(global warming nuts), do not seek monkeys as my creator (evolutionists) and do not brainwash other people (Marxists)…

Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)

Happy Monkey everybody,