According to wikipedia, Godwin’s Law (or Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies) states, “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
I came upon a new law today on the interwebs coined by Mobysevens:
Skatje’s Law: As a discussion between amateur philosophers grows longer, the probability that quantum mechanics will be mentioned approaches one.
Personally, I prefer the corollary.
If a discussion about quantum physics deals entirely in analogy and interpretation and avoids mathematics or experimentation, it is likely that the participants are amateur philosophers.
Hat tip: Lacrimae Rerum